Wednesday, 26 January 2011

Hilarious Poetry

Hopey Lopey

Hopey Lopey
is very, very dopey.

Boo-hoo, she needs a poo,
and she has lots of work to do.

How can we help
when she likes to yelp?
She eats too much revolting kelp.

She hates to blink,
doesn't like pink,
and turns into a smelly stink.

WAAAAA! WAAAAA!
The babies cry, 
she hates it when.... people try.

How, how, do we help her?
It was always fine the way we were.




10 comments:

Sabrina said...

Funny! Definitely giggle-worthy on this dreary, snowy day in Jersey. ^_^

Odie Langley said...

This was so funny.

Who Is Afraid of Alfred Hitchcock? said...

Hi! Amy...
This is a very nice poem...It's funny, fast-paced and rhyme very
nicely too!

Thank-you, so much for sharing!
DeeDee ;-D

Casdok said...

Made my day 8)

Troy said...

That's a very funny poem Amy but its also very helpful - I shall avoid kelp in future!

Pat - Arkansas said...

Great job, Amy.

I'd cry too
if I was full of kelp
and needed to poo.

mrsnesbitt said...

Fantastic Amy!

Sapphire said...

Ha!Ha! This was lovely :)

Donna said...

I think this was wonderful Amy!!! Keep writing... You're good at it!
Hughugs from Texas

Pat Posner said...

Ooh, nice one, Amy!
I wish I hadn't read it while I was drinking coffee - I had to clean my screen
lots of love
Patxx